Wakefield Railroad Tracks

You may not have known this, but Wakefield actually has railroad tracks! If you stand between the two trailers and shout "RAILROADS ARE NOT REAL. RAILROADS HAVE NEVER BEEN REAL." and screech for the following 14 minutes without taking a breath, the railroads will become visible to you. Be wary that once the railroads are visible to you, they will always be visible to you. The railway runs directly through the teacher parking lot and part of the tennis courts. The train that runs along these rails has been known to hit people regardless of if they can see the train or not. The train has totaled 16 cars within this year alone, and injured 670. Be careful when you walk or drive through the teacher lot or tennis courts, last year the train killed our beloved Action Dog.