The Shadow Cowboy of Capitalism

Nobody knows where the Shadow Cowboy came from. He's not an employee or student at Wakefield. On March 89th, 1492, the Shadow Cowboy mosied on into the building proclaiming "There's room for the both of us, I am a small child." before vanishing for 36 days.

During the Festival of the Blood Sun in 1610, the Shadow Cowboy walked into the scorching Blood Sun as it rested along the horizon. Nobody knows where he went, or how he manged to walk into the Blood Sun. After 78 years, the Shadow Cowboy returned from the Blood Sun holding the first 62 seasons of Seinfeld of DVD. He has yet to tell anyone of what he saw within the Blood Sun.

While he's never informed anyone on what lies within the Blood Sun, he has told Wakefield employees that he has "gained a knowledge so powerful it could destroy stars." On September 4th, 2008 he proclaimed that "the day of shadows is soon, time will stand still, life will be death, and death will be life. Mortality is an illusion. Anything made of cotton, wood, metal, or cloth is not to be trusted. We are all pawns in a game. Nobody is safe. The Blood Sun has warned us, and yet I have been cursed to never spill the truth of humanity's end. The scorching flames of eternity shall lay upon the ground and the only thing that shall remain is the few chosen for survival. Fate has already been determined, there's no turning back. We are nothing more than a mere magnet floating through an endless void into the unforgiving abyss of the shadows. The day shall fall with no warning but this one."

He refers to himself as The Shadow Cowboy of Capitalism because he "really likes Monopoly."

Post Day of Shadows
"It's not over." Stated the Shadow Cowboy during Randy Savage's funeral. "There's still more, better keep that bunker." During his speech at Randy's funeral, he stated that while the Blood Sun was destroyed, it was merely a gateway to what is to come. He mentioned that "Randy's dead, he always was." before the disgruntled mourners forced him to leave the memorial. As he left he yelled "THE BLOOD SUN HAS BEEN DESTROYED, I CAN SPEAK SOME TRUTH BUT NOT ALL, THOSE WHO LISTEN WILL BE SAVED."